He thought back to the court jester he’d played in the previous segment. Being a fool was easy; the costumes were breathable. But being a modern man? That required a level of neuroticism that even his therapist found exhausting. He spent his days worrying about the cosmic insignificance of his love life and his nights wondering if his refrigerator was judging his lack of kale. Suddenly, the screen went blank. The theater fell silent. "Is this part of the bit?" someone yelled from the back.
Woody stood up. "No, this is the intermission of the human soul! We are currently between the desire for answers and the realization that the questions were phrased poorly!" 6.6Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S...
He sat back down, satisfied. His date finally found the popcorn kernel. She looked at him, then at the blank screen, then back at him. He thought back to the court jester he’d
"You know," she said, "for someone who claims to know everything about the subject, you seem remarkably confused." That required a level of neuroticism that even