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"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer.

That’s when he saw it: a White Ibis —better known to locals as a "bin chicken"—perched precariously on the rim of a nearby Council bin. This wasn't just any bin chicken. This one had a certain glint in its eye, a look that said it had survived three lockdowns and a hundred school lunch raids. aussie reddit

With a surgical strike, the bin chicken snatched the iPhone 15 Pro Max and hopped back onto the bin. "Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered,

"You’re a greedy one, aren't ya?" Gazza grumbled. He tossed the rest of the hash brown a few meters away, toward the park. "Don't even think about it