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The notification popped up on Arthur’s screen at 3:14 AM: . At fifty-four, with a mortgage, a graying beard,

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The monitor clicked off, leaving Arthur standing in the middle of his living room, a literal bear navigating the ultimate midlife crisis. He looked at the front door, then at the open bag of chips on the coffee table. He sighed, a heavy, huffing sound. If he was going to be a bear, he might as well go find some honey.

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