In the center of the bustling town of Aisle-Seven stood Julian, a man frozen in a state of "nutritional paralysis." To his left, the disciples preached the gospel of the kale leaf; to his right, the Paleo tribe brandished grass-fed steaks like sacred relics.
"What the heck should I eat?" Julian whispered to a stack of organic cucumbers. Food: What the Heck Should I Eat?
Suddenly, the fluorescent lights hummed with a different frequency. An elderly gardener named Mark appeared, leaning on a shovel. He didn't look like a fanatic; he just looked... vital. In the center of the bustling town of