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Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft. Next to it, a massive Tarantula —likely a runaway from a neighbor’s exotic collection—was casually making its way toward Charlie’s discarded sandwich.

“Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,” Charlie hissed, peering through the glass sliding door. Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...

The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand. Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft

“Thanks, Mom,” Charlie muttered, pouring a double. “I guess there’s always a bigger predator in the room.” I’m telling you

The doorbell rang. It wasn’t the date. It was .