He looked down at his hands. They were yellow, C-shaped claws. He tried to scream, but all that came out was a classic LEGO "Oof!"
As if on cue, a Gonk droid flew past them at eighty miles per hour, backwards, while a nearby palm tree vibrated until it exploded into blue studs. LEGO Star Wars The Skywalker Saga Free Download...
"If you die here," Obi-Wan warned, "you don't just respawn. You get tossed into the bin with the mismatched Mega Bloks." He looked down at his hands
Leo knew better. He really did. But the digital gold edition was sixty bucks, and his bank account currently held the approximate value of a plastic lightsaber hilt. He clicked. "If you die here," Obi-Wan warned, "you don't just respawn
Leo spun around. Standing there was a LEGO Obi-Wan Kenobi, his beard a perfectly painted brown mold. He wasn't moving his mouth when he spoke; the words just seemed to radiate from his plastic head.
"You downloaded the 'Free' version," Obi-Wan said, sighing. "The Empire loves a bargain-hunter. They’ve been using pirated copies as traps to recruit 'expendable' Stormtroopers. You’re currently a Minifigure-class civilian in a corrupted save file." "How do I get out?" Leo asked, his claw-hands shaking.