Lens Licking, Tongue Fun & Ear Eating.mp4 -
While there isn't a single "deep story" behind this specific video title, it refers to a popular sub-genre of (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) content designed to trigger deep relaxation and "brain tingles". The title lists specific "triggers" that viewers use for sleep aid, stress relief, or comfort. Common Elements in These Videos ASMR Lens Licking & Ear Eating

If anything, I would have been more open to an expanded role for Beorn, rather than the Legolas/Tauriel arc.
I think we've come to a place where movies are so bad (lame propaganda written by adults who cry a lot) that yesterday's bad movies seem kind of fun by comparison.
I don't think I'll get past the fact that *The Hobbit* has the wrong tone in nearly every single scene: dramatic and scary where it should be adventurous, or silly where it should be miserable (as when they enter Mirkwood). Not to mention about half of it is an advertisement for a trilogy I've already watched.
But hey, at least it isn't about Trump.