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Because my brain doesn't have the bandwidth for new plot twists. Here’s the thing: trying to be perfect is exhausting

I just spent three hours watching a man build a pool out of mud and sticks. Will I ever do this? No. Did I enjoy it? More than I care to admit.

I call it "Kitchen Sink Charcuterie." It’s basically just eating pickles and shredded cheese over the sink because I don’t want to wash a plate. Entertainment: Low-Stakes Thrills