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These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire:

— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" . postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes

For a full, exhaustive list of quotes from the base game and expansions like Apocalypse Weekend or Paradise Lost , you can explore the dedicated fan wiki pages . AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more These are the lines most associated with the

"Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow" or "I don’t feel so good" . Learn more "Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow"

The Dude features numerous situational lines that react to gameplay, such as escalating combat taunts ("That one's 'cause I can!") and absurd commentary when interacting with the world, including finding napalm ("Uhh, to kill weeds...") or encountering a crime scene . Reactionary Lines

— Frequently uttered after committing heinous acts or when the character commits suicide .