: Meg's journey begins at a pool hall where she fails to find marks until she meets Seymour , a mysterious man who asks for a ride.

: Meanwhile, Quagmire suffers from a debilitating case of hiccups.

: Seymour robs a convenience store, and Meg discovers she has a natural talent for high-stakes driving, successfully evading the police.

: Driven to the brink of insanity, he persuades Peter to help him "end it" if the hiccups don't stop, leading to various failed attempts to scare or cure him.

: It is eventually revealed that Meg’s dangerous lifestyle was an illusion caused by eating expired mustard packets . Chris helps cover for her behavior once the truth comes out. The Subplot: Quagmire’s Hiccups