Remember When Jade Broke A Nail? - [s3e2]
"It’s a fracture ," Jade corrected. "I was trying to open a prop locker that some idiot—probably Robbie—glued shut for his 'performance art.' It caught the edge. I felt the snap in my soul."
As André started a slow, bluesy riff, Jade slowly looked at her hand, her expression shifting from anger to a terrifying, theatrical calm. She climbed back onto her throne.
"It’s a millimeter of keratin, Jade. It'll grow back," André said, tuning his guitar with a nervous eye on her. [S3E2] Remember When Jade Broke a Nail?
Jade hissed like a cat. "Keep your amateur grit away from me. If I’m going down, I’m going down with dignity."
"It looks like a jagged mountain range of despair," Jade whispered. "It’s a fracture ," Jade corrected
Tori walked in, holding a script and a latte. "Hey guys, are we ready to—" She stopped, noticing the funeral-parade vibe. "What happened? Did Sikowitz get stuck in the vents again?"
Cat skipped onto the stage, holding a giant ball of pink yarn. "One time my brother tried to grow his nails really long so he could climb walls like a lizard! But then he got stuck in the screen door and we had to use butter to get him out." She climbed back onto her throne
"Tragedy happened, Vega," Jade spat, standing up and thrusting her hand forward. "Look at it." Tori squinted. "Is... is that a chip?"
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