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They didn't get a trophy—mostly because they had technically caused three separate pile-ups and the judges weren't sure if their vehicle qualified as a "car"—but as they walked home carrying the engine in a wagon, Peter knew he’d taught his son an important lesson: if you're going to fail, do it at high speeds with a lot of noise.

By race day, the "Griffin Ground-Pounder" was a terrifying sight. It had no seatbelts, a steering wheel stolen from a bumper car, and an exhaust pipe that emitted a sound like a dying walrus. Their primary rival was none other than the oversized, hyper-competitive Joe Swanson, who had built a high-tech kart for Kevin that looked like it had been designed by NASA. [S8E2] A La Cart

Through a combination of sheer luck and Joe accidentally getting distracted by a particularly majestic hawk in the sky, Peter found himself neck-and-neck with the leaders. The final stretch was a blur of noise and chaos. The chewing gum was melting. The woodchipper engine was screaming. Just as they crossed the finish line—narrowly edging out Joe—the kart didn't just stop; it disintegrated. The wheels rolled off in four different directions, and the seat collapsed into a pile of splinters. They didn't get a trophy—mostly because they had

"Nonsense, Chris! That’s Grade-A Hubba Bubba. It’s the carbon fiber of the candy world," Peter replied, wiping grease onto his white shirt. Their primary rival was none other than the