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He reached the attic, panting and covered in soot. There she sat, perched on a velvet cushion next to a giant red button labeled "DO NOT PUSH - MAX."

Max had always known Lula was "difficult," but today she had officially transitioned from moody pet to structural engineer of his demise. The House of Horrors She Wants Me Dead [0100DD30191DC000][v0][US].ns...

Lula looked at the button. She looked at Max. Slowly, with the deliberate grace of a queen, she extended one claw and pressed it. He reached the attic, panting and covered in soot

The flashing red light of the paper shredder was the last thing Max saw before the floorboards gave way. He reached the attic